— Shelby White (@shelbywhite) October 12, 2012
Another debate, another opportunity to Photoshop the candidates’ hairdos. If you are not an undecided voter, a poll doubter, or a worrywart, the best part of the presidential debates is the humor on Twitter.
Everyone knows about P90 by now and Rep. Paul Ryan’s dedication to fitness inspired many comments.
#VPDebate Fact: Under the table Paul Ryan is using an exercise bike…
— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) October 12, 2012
Hey girl, tonight’s debate will last for 2 hours. Which is approximately how long it takes me to run 3 marathons. #VPDebate
— Paul Ryan Gosling (@PaulRyanGosling) October 11, 2012
The good news is Bill and Ted may ride again. The bad news is i’ve been replaced. twitter.com/alxwinter/stat…
— Alex Winter (@alxwinter) October 11, 2012
Even a report on debate day dinner seemed to give Ryan a healthy advantage.
PRE-DEBATE MEALS: Biden (Grilled chicken, Spaghetti, Salad, M&Ms, Animal Crackers, Gatorade); Ryan (Salmon, Rice) thkpr.gs/Q3kZdR
— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) October 12, 2012
But as the debate wore on, Ryan seemed to get rattled.
Whoa, Biden got in Ryan’s head. Biden’s in Ryan’s head and he’s making himself a smoothie. #VPDebate
— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) October 12, 2012
Vice President Joe Biden’s appearance didn’t escape scrutiny either.
— Kyle Sisk (@kylesisk1) October 12, 2012
...""Our mission is to defend the nation. We defend. We deter. And if called upon, we take decisive action to protect our citizens," he said.... ---Tell that to the Border Patrolmen who have lost their lives and CERTAINLY tell that to the widows of those we lost in Benghazi. Go ahead - tell them - the country is waiting to see how you spin it to make it acceptable to FAIL to do your job!