Marijuana legalization: “D.C. now stands for dank chronic”

On last night’s Colbert Report, the legalization of marijuana in Washington D.C. was highlighted, and Stephen astutely pointed out that should the munchies take hold, a Domino’s pizza guy could simply jump over the fence to the White House. “Thanks to the new law, we are never going to get Lincoln off that damn couch,” […]

On last night’s Colbert Report, the legalization of marijuana in Washington D.C. was highlighted, and Stephen astutely pointed out that should the munchies take hold, a Domino’s pizza guy could simply jump over the fence to the White House.

“Thanks to the new law, we are never going to get Lincoln off that damn couch,” Colbert said before adding that if anyone needs to take the edge off after the Republican-swept midterm elections, Obama is the guy. “What’s the worse that could happen?” he asked. “You get high and nothing gets done…You get high and maybe get paranoid that congress is out to get you.”

Colbert takes the cake as usual in finding the multi-layered humor with any issue. Watch below.